Wear 30 masks at once
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
A Trip to the Moon.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Destroy All Freighters
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Find All Collectibles
Complete Test Chambers
Gather $1000000
Visit The Badehaus
Tag 10 Walls
Find All The Pony Horses
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Run Wild With The Podrunner
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Jorgen
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 2
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all manual quests
Do no evil
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
